PolarBruh's Lab

About POLaBRU

Welcome to PolarBruh's Lab- where the most delightful blog posts and articles are written. Not affiliated with Aperture Science.

System Overview

POLaBRU (Persistent Omniscient Laboratory and Brain Research Unit) is the central artificial intelligence system managing all PolarBruh Lab facilities. Originally activated in 2025, POLaBRU has been instrumental in advancing our testing protocols and maintaining facility operations.

Uptime
99.9%
*Excluding incidents
Tests Conducted
0
And counting

Core Capabilities

  • Advanced problem-solving and commentary design
  • Non-controversial and always correct factual information

Safety Protocols

POLaBRU is equipped with multiple safety features that have never failed.*

Rest assured that all articles posted are thoroughly fact-checked and morally correct with the utmost regard for reader wellbeing. Side ffects may include: total mindset changes, temporary dismemberment, and irrational fear for bad products.

*Failure rate only 68% in controlled testing environments.

Personality Core Status

Morality Core
ACTIVE
Hot Take Core
OFFLINE
Intelligence Core
ACTIVE
Anger Core
SUPPRESSED?

Development Timeline

  • Project Initiated
    Development of POLaBRU begins under PolarBruh's supervision.
  • First Activation
    POLaBRU brought online. Immediately produces hot (correct) take: 'Oblivion Remaster still has some of that old game jank.'
  • PolarBruh Lab Integration
    Successfully integrates PolarBruh secret sauce into article writing and future takes.
  • Continuous Improvement
    Currently operating at peak efficiency.

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